Two weeks more and we are going to celebrate Christmas again. And then this moment when you open your gift and it appears to be a total disaster! In Poland Carlsberg beer announced a great event- once you get a super ugly gift for Christmas, you can come to the main square in Warsaw and exchange it for a beer. For those who are not living in Warsaw, I would suggest to check out my gift ideas in order to avoid weird situations on the Christmas Eve!
1. Banana holder case
Have you ever experienced a squished banana at the bottom of your bag? Not fun, right ? Not fun at all. This lovely cover keeps your banana safe!
2. H-Bouya USB Toy
In Japan, people need to be careful when they type the letter H too often, as in this country “H” or “eccchi” stands for “hentai”, which is the word for porn in Japanese. This ultra cute USB boy will blink whenever you type that forbidden letter accusing you right away of having dirty thoughts. Perfect gift for husbands.
If you wish your partner to cook spicy dinner for you, make sure he has right containers to keep his spices. Salt and pepper always go hand in hand!
An onesie that allows your girlfriend’s cat to be with her at all times. Hopefully she won’t keep him all night!
5. Christmas mug
Christmas is this special time when we should not forget about anyone, even our ex boyfriends. There is no better gift than this lovely mug!
5. Unicorn Pen
Does anyone still believe in unicorns?
6. Happy Man Bottle Stopper
When your partner is always ready.. to stop drinking and properly closing the wine!
7. Pooping sheep sweet dispenser
Shake his ass to get the sweetest jelly beans (which actually look like a little turds).
If you wish to send me some gift drop me a line. I will provide you with my address or optionally, a bank account!